On his first trial he molded Man from earth, then to give him strength, he placed him in the oven. God was so excited about his soon to be Man, so he took him out early, only to discover that the Man was not perfect as he was too white. So he said, "He is my creation, therefore I am not going to destroy him... " he threw out the white Man in Europe.

On his second trial, God said: "OK, I am not going to rush." But this time he waited a bit too long, so the man came out too dark. Again he said to himself: "He is my creation, therefore I am not going to destroy him..." so he threw out the black Man in Africa.

This time, he said to himself, "I am going to create the best of both," so he molded the soon to be perfect Man and put him in the oven. This time, he took it out just in time, God look at him and said. This is HIM, I have created the perfect being.

Happy with his creation, God carefully placed him in Ethiopia!