What is the fastest moving thing in Ethiopia .... a chicken. What is the second fastest thing in Ethiopia .... An Ethiopian

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient Church (Lalibela)in Ethiopia. "This place," the guide told them, "is over 1000 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years." "Wow," said one woman, "they must have the same lazy landlord I have."

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